Back in Action & Better than Ever!
Unlike our livers and (apparently) LDL levels, The Trojan Cow is back and better than ever. Yeah, we even have an official, professionally created logo this time around. Welcome to the big leagues fellas.
Forged in the fires of our mom's kitchens, let this site be a flame that burns eternal for our misadventures!
The Trojan Cow
A dedicated site to honoring a group of best friends that are overeducated and underachieving. The site is only as good as the content we curate. That means for once in our miserable lives, we might have to create something original. Click the button to send me whatever you got! Or maybe get a link to Lemon Party...
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